Your wish is granted, you move to England but you only find work at the buttler of a mentally insane family who abuse you on the daily, thinking your their long lost son who had actually died many years before that, so you never actually get paid, and after several months of being held captive you manage to break out, but your so sickly looking, and without money that you spend the next 17 years living on the streets, begging and being ignored until someone finally puts you out of your misery and steals your cardboard box.
I wish I could have my dream home.